Ello Ello.
I'm writing to you today not as the healthy/active girl that you both know and love, but as a gimp. Cripple. Fool, perhaps. What ever you'd like to call it, I've been hurt. Hurt bad.
How did this happen, you ask? Well, it's not like I was running really slow or anything in darkness. And it's not like a bike chain managed to wrap itself around both of my ankles, forcing me down within a matter of mili-seconds, and leaving me curled in the fetal position for a bit longer than necessary. In the middle of the road.
...Or was it...?
Yes folks, this traumatic event I've just described is, in fact, what happened to me last night, and to be perfectly blunt, I was stunned, confused, and p.o'd to the max-so much so, in fact, that I was tempted to yell "PORQUEEEEE" at the top of my lungs. I held back though, which is a good thing b/c had I actually gone ahead with it, I'd probably have to re-think my life a bit.
Anywho, I had to limp around London for 40 minutes afterwards (whilst silently damning the wrath of God) in an attempt to get back home, and hide my face in shame. And maybe cry a little... Don't judge me.
While my left knee's in pretty bad shape, you should have seen what I did to the bus lane...not. Aside from leaving a trail of blood/embarrassment, there's really not much that I could have done since the bus lane=concrete and my knee=flesh+bones. Ouchies.
But whatever, I'm coping. No need to send flowers or chocolates or pizza or anything...that would just be crazy and completely over the top...and appreciated...
As inconvenient as it may be, I've found that this "injury" has been a blessing in disguise. I was supposed to go out tonight/spend money that I don't have on bad, bad things, and now that I've been limping around/can't wear heels, I won't be doing that, meaning the money that I would have spent in a matter of minutes will manage to see the light of day for at least another 24hours. I thank you for that lord, and while your lessons may be painful and incomprehendible at first, I always manage to benefit from them. Today, I've learned to prioritize, b/c if I don't, I fear I'll get hit by a bus next time around. You've also made me symmetrical once again, as now the scars from this spill will match the scars from my last big spill (cough kindergarden) on my right knee. I salute you.
Jessica